1. An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he

called his lawyer. "I want to become a lawyer. How much is it or the express degree you told me about?"

"It's $50,000," the lawyer said. "But why? You'll be dead soon,

why do you want to become a lawyer?"

"That's my business! Get me the course!"

Four days later, the old man got his law degree. His lawyer was at his bedside, making sure his bill would be paid.

Suddenly the old man was racked with fits of coughing and it was clear that this would be the end. Still curious, the lawyer leaned over and said, "please, before it's too late, tell me why you wanted to to get a law degree so badly before you died?"

In a faint whisper, as he breathed his last, the old man said, "One less lawyer."

2. Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect..... .
so why practice?

3. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

4. Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

6. The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise.

7. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

8. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

9. "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep

10. "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk

11. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

12. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. why learn.

13. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........