Laugh out Loud

Officer: What Is Your Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Tell Me Properly.
Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir

Officer: Your Father’s Name?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Manmohan Pal Sir

Officer: Your Native Place
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: Is It Madhya Pradesh?
Candidate: No, Munnur Pal Sir

Officer: What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: (angrily) What Is It?
Candidate: Metric Pass

Officer: Why Do You Need A Job?
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: And What Does That Mean?
Candidate: Money Problem Sir

Officer: Describe Your Personality
Candidate: M P. Sir


Officer: Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate: Magnanimous Personality Sir

Officer: This Discussion Is Nowhere, You May Go Now.
Candidate: M P. Sir

Officer: What Is It Now
Candidate: My Performance. ..?

Officer: M.P!!!
Candidate: What Is That Sir?

Officer: Mental Problems

Pay Tax

Income Tax Officer gave tips to a young lady- “you should pay your income tax with smile”


The lady replied, “I have tried it thrice, but every time they insist on cash or cheque”

DON'T MISS THE EXPRESSIONS

Before joining the company


Kitna maza aayega


Induction program

Oh! Itna kuch….


At Work

Yeh kya ho gaya???


Problem at work

Oye kidhar phans gaya


Increment please

Kuch toh de de re baba….



And finally
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I RESIGN